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ionlylovebooks:

do people in nudist colonies send nudes or do they just call them selfies

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pokemondaycares:

ミズゴロウ たいそう

this is so important to my mental and emotional health

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*walks into school* actually, no thanks *walks out*

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jpgay:

*turns into a tree to avoid responsibilities*

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tightvaginas:

if ur gonna be nice to me there is a 59382% chance im gonna like u

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perchu:

im alive but only ironically

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pesterlogs:

calm the F down

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sharingneedles:

i love birthdays they’re so motivational like if i can manage to keep myself alive for another year ill get money and cake

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bethmai:

congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film

you win: nothing

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